Laden or unladen? 
11 meters per second, or 24 miles an hour.
Christmas Day or New Years Eve?
Pass the pass question Page 12
Hogswatch.
Does this vase go with these curtains?
Beef curtains? No.
Playstation or Xbox?
Playstation 1, Doom ruled.
If you bbq a dog would it taste like chicken?
Only a poultry amount.
Why is orange jam called marmalade?
Because orangeade was taken.
Why's time standing still!!??
It's not, it's just moving in minute amounts.
Flying fox or fruit bat?
I wouldn't go to bat for a fruit but I would welcome a fox at my flies.
Is it safe?
No! IT is a very dangerous profession.
Has anybody seen my old friend Martin?
Didn't know he could Mart.
Canada?
Because America needs a hat.
What shade of Brown is Gordon?
More ochre really. And very very runny.
Where do I begin?
Genesis. There's something coming in the air tonight-oh Lord.
Can you bend it shake it anyway you want it?
At the very beginning.
What's the point?
The thing I'm jabbing you with.
Is wrestling fixed?