Because the magician had them up his sleeve.
Why, just why?
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Because, just because.
Can the moon, moon the sun?
Quote: sootyj @ May 13 2009, 11:01 PM BSTBecause, just because.
Can the moon, moon the sun?
If it gets it's moonpants down .
Where do gladiators go to chill out?
Thumbless Joe's
What is the new black?
Quote: Timbo @ May 13 2009, 11:29 PM BSTThumbless Joe's
What is the new black?
Your Boss
Is it Safe to Date Mike Tyson?
Once you've sawn him in half it's relatively easy to count the rings.
Just how clever is ASDA's smart price?
It has an IQ of about 81 on a good day.
Who thinks terrorists should start targeting people who subscribe to Jamster?
The people who hate jamster.
How many calories in a glass of Sainsburys' Rasberry and Cranberry juice?
78 if it's half empty, 45 if it's half full
Who's got the look?
A bear wearing yellow Gucci shoes.
Why is grey considered dull?
Because orange has all the facebook friends.
What's black and white and red all over?
An emo zebra.
What is it?
It's a terrible STD that can only be cured by sucking the goo from the inside of a snails shell.
What is the worst way to answer a telephone?
Piers Morgan!
What should I listen to next?
The sea.
What is the average speed of an African swallow?