Less than me.
Why does it always rain on me?
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Because there are flowers in the window?
Why do people work for free?
To fill empty holes in their life.
Why shouldn't we revolt against the current government?
Quote: Darren Pomroy @ May 13 2009, 2:57 PM BSTTo fill empty holes in their life.
Why shouldn't we revolt against the current government?
Because the sultanas are worse.
Where were you the day the music died?
On the grassy knoll.
Czech or Slovak?
Neither the polish rule.
Have you ever stamped on a badgers head?
No, but I have killed a slug with salt.
What's the best position to be in when the dinosaurs come back to destroy us?
Quote: EllieJP @ May 13 2009, 3:43 PM BSTNo, but I have killed a slug with salt.
What's the best position to be in when the dinosaurs come back to destroy us?
Laid down, playing dead and covered in whipped cream. I read somewhere they wouldn't like whipped cream.
What's the worse thing your partner's mother can say to you?
We all preferred his ex to you.
Can a tree be dead if it still has some leaves on the top?
Yes, if the leaves belong to the ivy that strangled the tree.
Did God make them little green apples?
He inspired Granny Smith to start her orchard.
Nature or Nurture?
Naturism please.
Where do elephants go to die?
A Mini scrapyard.
Who's the man in the moon?
That roadie Keith Moon ate in 1979
Are friends eclectic?
Dr Frankensteins best friend was.
Why do birds suddenly appear?