British Comedy Guide

Justice overdue

INT. A JUDICIAL EXECUTION BY ELECTRIC CHAIR.

A WOMAN IS STRAPPED TO THE CHAIR. TWO DETECTIVES, A LIEUTENANT AND A CAPTAIN, ARE TALKING IN THE BACKGROUND.

LIEUTENANT

So that's it then. The worst serial killer in American history, 317 victims.

CAPTAIN

And that's just the ones she did herself.

LIEUTENANT

Oh, yes let's not forget the countless lives ruined because of her.

CAPTAIN

I don't know how she got away with it for so long.

LIEUTENANT

It was the MO. Cunning. Always one step ahead...

CAPTAIN

Made us look like fools.

LIEUTENANT

...and absolutely ruthless.

CAPTAIN

All those people she framed.

LIEUTENANT

The woman is pure evil.

THE SWITICH IS PULLED.

LIEUTENANT

But Jessica Fletcher we've got you now!

SHE DIES HORRIBLY.

END.

That's rather fun, I'd maybe do a little more on her annoying way of summing up at the end.

Otherwise great.

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