Ha.
Limericks Page 2
My script was returned by a cock
Who deemed it was lacking a plot
But in spite of their bile
I'll rewrite it with style
Only prob though, I've got writers block!
There once was a woman named Jill
Who swallowed a dynamite pill
They found her vagina
In North Carolina
And her tits up a tree in Brazil
There once was a man from East Kent
Whose tool was so long that it bent
To save him some trouble
He folded it double
And instead of coming...he went
There once was a man from Bel Air
Who was f**king his wife on the stair
When the banister broke
He doubled his stroke
And finished her off in midair
I theng yow! Ba-da-bum-tish!
Hahahaha, love those! 
Especially the first one for some reason.
Yay for rude limericks. (Are there any other kind?...)
Yeah, but they're not very good!
Quote: oldcowgrazing @ June 4 2008, 12:08 PM BSTMy script was returned by a cock
Who deemed it was lacking a plot
But in spite of their bile
I'll rewrite it with style
Only prob though, I've got writers block!
That one is!
But it does have the word cock in it so it doesn't really count as a non rude one.
And the last like has too many syllables. 
Hehe
Quote: Perry Nium @ June 4 2008, 1:37 PM BSTThere once was a woman named Jill
Who swallowed a dynamite pill
They found her vagina
In North Carolina
And her tits up a tree in Brazil
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A daring young woman named Alice
used a dynamite stick as a phallus
They found her vagina
In North Carolina,
And bits of her anus in Dallas.
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A small, sordid twist on the first one.
BSG is the home of the witty
(And some wankers as well, more's the pity),
In the vaults of 'Critique'
There are scripts that are chic
And some that are terribly shitty.
YAY! Thats a good one.