GEORGE BUSH IS SULKING HIS BODY GUARD TALKS TO HIM
BODY
What's the matter Georgie?
GEORGE
It's this damn new Spying Law in Venezeula, Hugo's given his secret police huge new undemocratic powers.
BODY
So you're worried he's going to turn into a dictator?
GEORGE
No he stole Ole Georgie's idea, he's ripped off my Patriot Act.
BODY
Oh come now George. It's probably just a coincidence that he's also; a power mad, failure, with delusions of grandeur.
AN ADVISER WALKS IN
ADVISER
Mr President, Hugo Chavez is claiming Belgium has WMDs, he's building an illegal torture camp in Blackpool, and he's just choked on a pretzel.
GEORGE
Oh now you're gonna tell Ole George that's just a coincidence.