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GEORGE BUSH IS SULKING HIS BODY GUARD TALKS TO HIM

BODY

What's the matter Georgie?

GEORGE

It's this damn new Spying Law in Venezeula, Hugo's given his secret police huge new undemocratic powers.

BODY

So you're worried he's going to turn into a dictator?

GEORGE

No he stole Ole Georgie's idea, he's ripped off my Patriot Act.

BODY

Oh come now George. It's probably just a coincidence that he's also; a power mad, failure, with delusions of grandeur.

AN ADVISER WALKS IN

ADVISER

Mr President, Hugo Chavez is claiming Belgium has WMDs, he's building an illegal torture camp in Blackpool, and he's just choked on a pretzel.

GEORGE

Oh now you're gonna tell Ole George that's just a coincidence.

Passable. Although on this occasion, contrary to my usual preference I would have preferred this sketch a little longer.

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