British Comedy Guide

Here is one to mull over.....

Most innapropriate time for use of jazz hands.

I vote: When you have just given your partner the news that you have passed onto them the herpes you caught off their Dad.

Beat that!

Telling someone that their dog's dead, but on the plus side, you got a nice new scarf out of it?!

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ June 3 2008, 5:59 PM BST

Most innapropriate time for use of jazz hands.

I vote: When you have just given your partner the news that you have passed onto them the herpes you caught off their Dad.

Beat that!

Whilst attempting to comfort a friend who was raped by someone constantly doing Jazz hands...

Too far?

LOL!

Quote: Paul W @ June 3 2008, 6:02 PM BST

Whilst attempting to comfort a friend who was raped by someone constantly doing Jazz hands...

Too far?

Laughing out loud ...but maybe a bit too far.

Now I can't get over the idea a photo fit of Al Jolson on crimewatch uk.

Woman to police "All the way though, he kept singing Swanee..".

When attampting to do a killer guitar solo?

I have no idea what jazz hands are.

Wave but with both hands.

Ahhh, you mean like when you're rubbing a pair of luvverly boobies?

>_< Ellie, stop doing this to my mind!

When greeting someone that has Parkinsons?

*snigger*

I want Jazz hands on me. All over pulling at me from the inside out. Turning my kidneys 40degrees. Mmmmm mmmmm. Organ rotation lurrrrrrrve.

Quote: Paul W @ June 3 2008, 6:02 PM BST

Whilst attempting to comfort a friend who was raped by someone constantly doing Jazz hands...

Too far?

Laughing out loud ohhhhhhh man I feel so wrong for laughing out loud at that Paul.

Quote: Aaron @ June 4 2008, 12:45 AM BST

*snigger*

So close!

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