British Comedy Guide

A letter to the human race...

The world is dying and we need to do something NOW!. I could do something active like start a petition or start a community project, which sets up schemes to clean the streets up and are attitudes towards the environment and people that need support.

Or I could write a song...


Look at the birds and you will see,
They live together in harmony.
Look at the doves they fly so high,
Yet humans suffer, humans die.
Look at the robins, full of colour and love,
Look at them all, sent from above.

You can listen and you can see,
What we're doing to this world,
Both you and me.
We can stop this, we can try,
Just uncover your ears and open your eyes.

Look at the flowers, that grow in the fields,
Where we play our wars and use human shields.
Look at the children that play in the street,
With guns in their hands and glass in their feet.
Look at the stars they shine so bright,
But you're polluting our eyes, blurring our sight.

You can listen and you can see,
What we're doing to this world,
Both you and me.
We can stop this, we can try,
Just uncover your ears and open your eyes.

I wrote a letter to the human race,
Informing them of their disgrace.
I asked them please if they would heed,
I need to heel, I can no longer bleed.
Look at what you've done to me,
My trees are dying and so is my sea.

You can listen and you can see,
What we're doing to this world,
Both you and me.
We can stop this, we can try,
Just uncover your ears and open your eyes.

You're being ironic right?

HAHA Brilliant! are you gonna perform it?

A bit Stephen Lynch at the start.

Quote: sootyj @ June 3 2008, 5:45 PM BST

You're being ironic right?

O_o

Quote: Gavin @ June 3 2008, 5:49 PM BST

HAHA Brilliant! are you gonna perform it?

A bit Stephen Lynch at the start.

Cheers Gav *Youtubes Lynch...*

Dang! He's good. Makes me thing I should've added some jokes Errr.

Hey Leevil, there's something wrong with my browser. The last verse has droped off my screen. You know, the verse where the Robin gets it, right?

- Shot by those gun-toting kids who've just set fire to the flowers in the fields.

Quote: Leevil @ June 3 2008, 5:26 PM BST

The world is dying and we need to do something NOW!. I could do something active like start a petition or start a community project, which sets up schemes to clean the streets up and are attitudes towards the environment and people that need support.

Or I could write a song...


Look at the birds and you will see,
They live together in harmony.
Look at the doves they fly so high,
Yet humans suffer, humans die.
Look at the robins, full of colour and love,
Look at them all, sent from above.

You can listen and you can see,
What we're doing to this world,
Both you and me.
We can stop this, we can try,
Just uncover your ears and open your eyes.

Look at the flowers, that grow in the fields,
Where we play our wars and use human shields.
Look at the children that play in the street,
With guns in their hands and glass in their feet.
Look at the stars they shine so bright,
But you're polluting our eyes, blurring our sight.

You can listen and you can see,
What we're doing to this world,
Both you and me.
We can stop this, we can try,
Just uncover your ears and open your eyes.

I wrote a letter to the human race,
Informing them of their disgrace.
I asked them please if they would heed,
I need to heel, I can no longer bleed.
Look at what you've done to me,
My trees are dying and so is my sea.

You can listen and you can see,
What we're doing to this world,
Both you and me.
We can stop this, we can try,
Just uncover your ears and open your eyes.

:D :D :D I'm going to do this song in a cheesey power ballad / Whitesnake stylee and post it up here for posterity.

I'm NOT joking.

Haha! Nice one Perry, can't wait! :D

Share this page