Boris! Boris! Boris! Boris!
Actually having a polar bear as Mayor of London would be quite cool.
(Cue "he already is" etc.)
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He's an idiot which I think does a diservice to Polar Bears
Wait, who's an idiot? My Boris or human Boris?
Your Boris apparently. I think.
But in reality, neither!
They are both tippety top.
Spiffing!
Does your Boris have a monocle? (When he's not got someone's printed out face stuck to his head, obviously.)
No, no monocle.
He did once sport a piratey eyepatch, but that was a special occasion.
Coooooooool! I demand photographs!
Boris Johnson is the idiot and I wish to mate with Zooo's bear and create a new species. They will be called Polar Brown and White Bears with Hats and Red Noses. Catchy.
Aw!
I'll ask him if he's interested.
roscoff has performed an illegal operation and will now be terminated.
*zzzzaaappp!*