I've begun a sitcom which is about two sisters living in London. Vicky is a professional actress
I'd like your comments/ideas please.
scene 1 int bathroom
Vicky is spewing up in the lavatory, Deb is sitting on the bath.
DEB [25-ish]
Well, Vicky you sure wasted your money buying an extra portion of
garlic cauliflower.
She peers over Vicky's shoulder.
All we're waiting for now is the Tipsy Hedgehog.
VICKY [26-ish]
Yuk, stop it.
Vicky spews up again. She screeches.
VICKY
Agh, that's not my trachea, is it?
DEB
Jeez, that's a big word for a drunk.
No, you're lucky, it's just a parsnip.
VICKY
Did I say anything I shouldn't tonight Deb?
DEB
Jack offered you the lead role in Mary Poppins.
VICKY
And?
DEB
You told him to frig off and shove it up his arse.
VICKY
Yep, sounds like me.
DEB
He said I'll take that as a yes then.
VICKY
How did it go with Mike?
DEB
It went.
VICKY
Oh no, [spews up]
don't tell me I was obnoxious with him too.
DEB
You could say that.
VICKY
I'll never get him to come on to me now.
DEB
You might, you've invited him round to our party.
VICKY
What party?
DEB
Exactly.
VICKY
What day is it?
DEB
Sunday and we'd better get to bed,
apparently there's a party to arrange tomorrow.
VICKY
I'll never drink again-
DEB
Till the party?
