Quick! It's my husband...

1. INT. A WOMAN AND HER LOVER ARE ROMPING IN BED.

A DOOR SLAMS.

MAN (VO)

Dear, I'm home.

WOMAN

It's my husband! Quick!

SHE BUNDLES HER NAKED LOVER INTO THE WARDROBE.

2. EXT. THE LOVER, CLUTCHING HIS PRIVATES, STEPS OUT INTO AN ENCHANTED WINTER SNOWSCAPE.

But there should be a Lion as well ?

I like.

I really like this!

Good stuff.

[Is there an awkward moment or two when he shivers and covers his privates and then after a beat nods self consciously and the camera pulls back to reveal a number of other naked men similarly shivering and protecting their modesty.]

Quote: Marc P @ June 3 2008, 3:15 PM BST

Good stuff.

(Is there an awkward moment or two when he shivers and covers his privates and then after a beat nods self consciously and the camera pulls back to reveal a number of other naked men similarly shivering and protecting their modesty.)

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That's a good idea but I seem to recall a similar sketch with kidnapped milkmen. Don't know where.

Update: It was Monty Python. Clip here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJZM3X4dpzo

Quote: Marc P @ June 3 2008, 3:15 PM BST

Good stuff.

(Is there an awkward moment or two when he shivers and covers his privates and then after a beat nods self consciously and the camera pulls back to reveal a number of other naked men similarly shivering and protecting their modesty.)

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but doesn't time move 1000 times faster in Narnia....so even if the woman shags men at a daily rate they would still have moved off before the next guy arrives 1000 days later! (geek mode)

LOL.

Before my time Perry.

Quote: Pete @ June 3 2008, 5:19 PM BST

but doesn't time move 1000 times faster in Narnia....so even if the woman shags men at a daily rate they would still have moved off before the next guy arrives 1000 days later! (geek mode)

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But the logic was -It moves in different ways at different times. So sometimes a hundred days passes in our world but only minutes have passed in Narnia.

And anyway I didn't mean to hijack his gag - it was fine as it is.

Ahem.

Yes, that's funny, I like it. You don't need to over-egg this pudding, it's fine as it is.