INT. PRISON. PRISONERS ARE SITTING AT A TABLE, EATING. CLOSE UP ON TWO PRISONERS WHISPERING TO EACHOTHER:
TONY: 'ere, Gary, have a butcher's at that... (he gestures at something he's holding under the table) ... I'll give you a Joey and a Paul for a Stevie.
GARY: (brief glance under the table) Nah, no chance.
TONY: Alright, alright. How about a Joey and a John?
GARY: Not worth it. A John and a Frank and you've got yourself a deal. And I'm doing you a favour there.
TONY: (sighs) Alright, fine, give us it here then.
CAMERA SWITCHES TO BEHIND GARY AND TONY, AND WE SEE THEY ARE REALLY TRADING FOOTBALL STICKERS. TONY HAS TRADED A FRANK LAMPARD AND A JOHN TERRY FOR GARY'S STEVEN GERRARD.
BOTH MEN SLIDE THE STICKERS INTO THEIR OVERALLS, CHECK NO ONE'S LOOKING, THEN CONTINUE EATING.
END
Too obvious?
