British Comedy Guide

Prevention

GORDON BROWN IS TALKING TO JOURNALISTS.

GORDON

It's vital we have the power to lock up terror suspects. Not because we need to now, but because we might need to in the future.

JOURNALIST

But Mr Brown, to be blunt. Isn't it insane to take freedoms away, on a fairly spurious "just in case".

GORDON

Not at all.

JOURNALIST

And what about your legislation to shoot all chimpanzees?

GORDON

Haven't you seen Planet of the Apes! We must act now.

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