Hemel

2 POLICE OFFICERS TALKING.

POLICE 1

So we had to look that Gazza up, he was acting very alarmingly.

POLICE 2

Really what did he do?

POLICE 1

Got his penis out, drank 30 redbulls and vodka, started a fight with a lamp post, and booked a second night at the Holiday Inn.

POLICE2

My word that is mental.

POLICE 1

Quite who on earth wants to stay 2 nights in Hemel?

Perfectly pitched for Treason's Hemel show on Saturday night!

Sootyj as always so topical he's almost doing the sketch before the media's had a chance to report it!

Wait till you read my Al Quaeda nuke Birmingham skit.