The Hoodies.

VO

And now ITV's newest Comedy show updated for the noughties, The Hoodies

AN OLD WOMAN SHOUTS AT SOME SODS IN HER GARDEN

WOMAN

Get out you middle aged rascals, I'll get the law on you.

BILL

Yeh well I'm Bill Stab you in the Body, so don't mess

TIM

And I'm Tim violent Crook Taylor.

WOMAN

And where's that third scallwag.

GRAHAM WALKS ON DOING UP HIS TROUSERS.

GRAHAM

And I'm Graham shit in your garden.

ALL 3 TOGETHER

Hoodys, hoody, hoody, dole scum

....Don't get the punch line.

lol! sorry.

I had a superfriends kinda feel at the end, powers of unemployment combine!

Not one of your strongest mate in my view.

Quote: sootyj @ June 2 2008, 6:48 PM BST

VO

And now ITV's newest Comedy show updated for the noughties, The Hoodies

AN OLD WOMAN SHOUTS AT SOME SODS IN HER GARDEN

WOMAN

Get out you middle aged rascals! I'll get the law on you.

BILL

Yeh well I'm Bill Stab you in the Body, so don't mess

TIM

And I'm Tim violent Crook Taylor.

WOMAN

And where's that third scallwag.?

GRAHAM WALKS ON DOING UP HIS TROUSERS.

GRAHAM

And I'm Graham shit in your garden.

ALL 3 TOGETHER

You'll need help to stand
You know we'll vandalise your land
We'll be there to make your end

Every one gets it in the end
A hoody hoody hoody
You should definitely
Go retire and flee
We snort any old line
Anything any time

Hey hey hey
Hoodies hoodies hoodies dole scum
Hoodies hoodies hoodies we're coming for you
Hoodies hoodies hoodies gun gun gun
Here we come in your town
Tooling up and calling down.

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Graeme Shit In Your Garden made me laugh.

Ha, quite clever that.

Thanks high praise, from a talented writer.

Songs aren't my thing, but some times I get a vision.

This is good, but I preferred it before your edit, much sharper and snappier IMO.

I don't really get it, but good ideas.

It's an overworked pun, it may be a rare example of me writing something genuinely for enjoyment.

For those who haven't watched the Goodies, it's excellent, a clowny ITV sort of Monty Python.

But alas it may be for my pleasure alone.

Thanks all.

I stand corrected, I forgot how they ping ponged between the 2 big boys.

Sad how forgotten they are, they're frequently featured on Paramount.

The special effects were top notch, in the style of Silent Movies.

And they've got the only theme tune, simple enough for me to feel at all confident tackling.