B&B

BRADFORD AND BINGLEY ARE ON STAGE WEARING THEIR BOWLER HATS.

BRADFORD

Hello I'm Bradford

BINGLEY

And I'm Bingley.

BRADFORD

Usually we'd talk about sensible mortgages.

BINGLEY

By to let homes, that sort of thing.

BRADFORD

We'd be very comfroting.

BINGLEY

But with our profits plummeting, and a predatorally US bank owning most of our asses.

BRADFORD

We'd just like to say.

BRADFORD AND BINGLEY Spare some change Mr Brown, come on you did it for the Northern cock.

THEY TAKE THEIR HATS OFF AND HOLD THEM OUT IN A BEGGING STYLEE

Good Good! Like it pleasently funny.

Topical & a bit funny..

but schpelin mistrakes too.

Yeah, this is good too. Can see this, with the two bowler-hatted actors, working well at Treason.