British Comedy Guide

Tube 2

GORDON IS CRYING, JAQUI SMITH COMES ON TO COMFORT HIM.

JAQUI

Gordon what's the matter? Here nestle your head in my matronly bosom.

GORDON

It's these protesters, going down on the tube, and getting drunk.

JAQUI

Silly Gordon, it's a bad news day for Boris, you should be happy.

GORDON

No it makes me think of myself. I'm drunk on power, and my parties going down the tubes.

JAQUI

Oh silly Gordon, you're nothing like London Underground. They may charge you a fiver for an hours journey. But we try to lock people up for 42 days with out any charge at all.

Hmm ok, too much of an over stretched pun I reckon.

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