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A POLICE MAN IS DRAGGING A PROTESTER AWAY.

PROTESTER

Fascists! You'll never keep us down, freedom will prevail!

POLICE

Look sir I've policed; the miners strike, the poll tax demo, and the Iraq war protest. But to be frank protesting about you're right to get drunk, and throw up on the tube is pretty lame.

PROTESTER THROWS UP

PROTESTER

You can't keep down the red white, and spew.

POLICE MAN ANSWERS RADIO

POLICE

It's your lucky day sir you can go. They need all officers to a major riot.

PROTESTER

What happened?

POLICE

Some one tried to take Ken Livingstone's bottle off of him.

Off to NR

I got caught in the protests, and ruddy pathetic they were too.

My Gran marched against Moseley, and for a 2nd front.

My mum marched against Vietnam, and nuclear weapons.

I marched against mine closures, Poll Tax, and the Gulf War.

These sods protested for their right to be obnoxiously drunk in an enclosed space.

Posh student sods, with their bottles of champagne, and glasses.

Should have flooded the tunnels.

Yes, that's amusing. And, as you say, a deserving target.

I like this one, very good.

And yeah, the protest was just a monumental act of stupidity. My dad drives on the underground and he was hoping that someone would fall under his train and give him 6 months off work! I think he was only partially joking too.

The thing that was really quite laughable was the Emo protestors were on their way home from the Daily Mail.

And they just sat there in their, amusing outfits looking kinda grumpy.

Bless I wish people would stop picking on them.