Ext. Crowded plaza, the POPE is wandering round, blessing random orphans, waving benedictions at his followers, that sort of thing. He enters a Cat Rescue centre.
Cut to:
Int. Cat Rescue centre, the POPE is kneeling down, surrounded by cats with a beatific look on his face as they all purr and meow around him and he tries to pet as many as possible.
One of the Cat Rescue centre staff elbows the other in the ribs and says:
STAFF: See? I told you the Pope was a Cataholic.