A POLICE MAN STOPS A MAN IN THE STREET.
MAN
What can I do to help you officer? Oh I see you've got one of those fancy camera helmets.
POLICE
Yes thank you sir. We're investigating a murder would you mind answering some questions?
MAN
Of course always happy to help the police.
POLICE
Excellent, now first of all sir. Were you here on the night of the 13th at 7pm?
MAN
Hmm no I don't think I was.
POLICE
I see sir, and a Homo says what?
MAN
What?
POLICE
A ha ha, you're a homo that's going on my Youtube page, you've been framed.
MAN
You can't go round filming your self taking the piss out of the public and then sticking it up on Youtube.
POLICE
Hmm that's fair sir if you don't want to be on you've been framed. You can always go on You've been maimed, with a tazer. Now sir what does a homo say?
PULLS OUT TAZER
MAN
What. Could be worse at least it's not Web Cameron