British Comedy Guide

Decisions

INT. A HOUSE - DAY

Alex and Matty are standing facing each other next to a table.

ALEX
Right, all ready to go then

MATTY
Who's car should we take?

ALEX
Let's toss a coin

MATTY
How do we decide who gets to pick and who gets to toss?

ALEX
Umm.. we can cut a deck

MATTY
Who gets to cut first though?

ALEX
We can pick straws

MATTY
Who gets to pick though?

ALEX
Ummm... we can roll dice

MATTY
Right

Matty picks up a dice from the table and rolls it. Alex does the same. They take a step to the left around the table. Alex holds up two straws. Matty picks one. They take another step to the left round the table. Matty picks up some cards from a deck on the table. Alex does the same. Another step to the left round the table. Alex takes a coin from the table and puts it on his thumb ready to toss.

ALEX
Heads or tails?

MATTY
Heads

Alex tosses the coin.

ALEX
Heads so we take your car

MATTY
Oh wait, my car's at the garage

Daft, but I rather like it.

Yeah, me too! :)

and me!!

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