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WOMAN ON PHONE NEXT TO HUSBAND

WOMAN

Hello who is this?.....stop that heavy breathing you perv.......what do you mean do I want to see you're enormous growth.......I don't care if it's economic......you're offering me £120, I'm a married woman you swine.

MAN SNATCHES PHONE

MAN

Who is?.......I don't care if you're the Prime minister, phone hear again and I'll blacken your good eye

HANGS UP

WOMAN

Ooh it's worse than when Nick Clegg asked me to be 31.

First part was fine (though I don't think you need "I don't care if its economic"), but the punchline flew over my head. I don't follow the news so much these days...

I haven't been keeping an eye on the news, so I don't know.

I didn't get it but after a quick wikipeding I do now. Looking it up killed the joke for me though

Good if you know what it's about.

Think it lives if it ends with I'll blacken your other eye?