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How does his olfactory system work?

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ 9th September 2024, 11:18 PM

My Dog has a problem with his eye!
Cornea?
Ok! My Dogs got no nose

Thought I was experiencing a touch of deja vu for a moment there!

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ 6th September 2024, 12:47 AM

My Dog's got a problem with his eye!
Cornea?
Ok My Dogs got no nose!

Yes I thought I'd put it in the wrong thread
Didn't realise there were two

Quote: Billy Bunter @ 10th September 2024, 8:17 AM

Thought I was experiencing a touch of deja vu for a moment there!

Knock knock
Who's there
Dejav
Dejav Who?
Knock Knock

There was a documentary about Quantum physics on TV earlier today
But I didn't fancy watching it in case I affected the outcome

Bit too deep for me 😵‍💫

Maybe this one then.

Despite nearly ending us up in the poor house, my wife has stood by me.
We only have one chair.

VG 😆, and rather poignant for me as I am presently reading a local book about the Victorian slums in Ipswich and some house has just that - one chair

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 16th September 2024, 11:54 AM

VG 😆, and rather poignant for me as I am presently reading a local book about the Victorian slums in Ipswich and some house has just that - one chair

Hip hip!

I went into my local HMV and asked if they had anything by the Doors
They said not much just a fire extinguisher

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