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Tell us a joke... Page 2
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The reason I bumped this was to do with the subject of when people told / shared jokes in pubs and suchlike thus the "quiz" of how many jokes anyone would recognise from a single line/just the punchline.
I just happened to be reading a post on "Fesshole" where someone mentioned the Red nosed "C**t" punchline and then soon after was watching Fozzie Bear on the Muppets mention the "Hark I hear the Cannons roar" line and as I recognised both jokes I thought there might be a Game show somewhere here
Quote: Steve Sunshine @ 5th May 2021, 12:23 AMThe reason I bumped this was to do with the subject of when people told / shared jokes in pubs and suchlike thus the "quiz" of how many jokes anyone would recognise from a single line/just the punchline.
I just happened to be reading a post on "Fesshole" where someone mentioned the Red nosed "C**t" punchline and then soon after was watching Fozzie Bear on the Muppets mention the "Hark I hear the Cannons roar" line and as I recognised both jokes I thought there might be a Game show somewhere here
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Sorry
The kind of thing I mean was
Do you have a list of jokes you know, not original ones just the ones that always used to be around
if someone said tell us a joke do you have any favourites up your sleeve?
the 10 or so I quoted were just ones that came to the top of my head personally, but I'm sure I'd remember a few others
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Now deleted, but I expect you'll tell me next you've already cracked my Harry Potter joke............😥
Never watched a single Potter movie but I'm familiar enough to get the joke.
Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ 29th May 2023, 4:54 PMNever watched a single Potter movie but I'm familiar enough to get the joke.
Hooray! It's a fresh one - well, laugh then............
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