Based on the real story coming out of Germany this week.
http://petermusgrove.com/2008/05/30/ebay-baby/
Any ideas of improvements please. 
eBay baby
Maybe to close to the real story?
Otherwise great flowing style, and nifty surprise punch.
I can't improve it but I can relate another gross story involving Ebay.
I know of a woman who sold a banana on Ebay after she had masturbated with it on a webcam site. 
I know I probably shouldn't say this but I'd have bought it.
PS Thanks Sooty. Have just edited it to highlight the evil side of the story more a bit more. [ Given the Pic of Chucky }
The Baby?
They'd screw you on postage.
Quote: Norman Wisdom @ May 31 2008, 12:24 AM BSTI know I probably shouldn't say this but I'd have bought it.
Believe me she was hot as well but the auction was for 7 days and it would have been rancid when it arrived mate
Great I'm the only person who thought he was going to buy the baby.
Maybe I should auction one of my used dirty hankerchiefs after participating in a Bit of Reg Varney !!!
Mr Grimsdale!!!
Didn't see the news story, but I though this was amusing. You could possibly play up the evil side a bit more.