5. I don't give shitty jobs. - The Office
8. Morning, Cliff, let me take that. - Cheers?
13. Ah-haa! - Knowing Me, Knowing You?
17. You're listening to Chorley FM. - Phoenix Nights
18. You know who wears sunglasses inside ? Blind people and assholes. - Curn Your Enthusiasm?
22. Dear Benjamin, we are so glad you are coming to stay with us, if only for the night... - League of Gentleman