Quote: Geoff Mutton @ June 3 2008, 8:44 AM BSTWhy didn't your mother go the whole hog and ask your brother if he fired blanks?
You are failing to understand the psychology of mothers' when it comes to sons. OBVIOUSLY it was the girlfriend's fault...
Has anyone else heard the old urban legend concerning the headphones/wank/mother/tea scenario?
Quote: Perry Nium @ June 3 2008, 11:47 AM BSTHas anyone else heard the old urban legend concerning the headphones/wank/mother/tea scenario?
Yeh, made me larff
Quote: Timbo @ June 3 2008, 10:54 AM BST*delete*
You could actually delete the post.
Quote: Aaron @ June 3 2008, 12:24 PM BSTYou could actually delete the post.
Wouldn't be as dramatic or angst filled though would it?
Or as pretty. The * * format makes it quite pretty. 
Quote: Perry Nium @ June 3 2008, 11:47 AM BSTHas anyone else heard the old urban legend concerning the headphones/wank/mother/tea scenario?
I haven't, do I want to?
Snap. Sounds...dodgy to say the least!
It's actually not that dodgy...
'Which would explain much of the 'deep south'.'
Is this Cornwall?
It's brilliant!
Basically, it's a guy (a guy you hate at school) sitting at his PC in his room watching porn. But because his parents are in, he keeps quiet by plugging headphones in. He's bashing away for a while, and then when he's finished, he notices a still hot cup of tea on the corner of his computer desk.
Basically, his mum brought him up a tea, but he didn't hear her knocking at the door or calling his name, so she comes in and sees her offspring knocking one out and leaves the tea there for him. So the kid knows his mum caught him wanking 
I was expecting something worse actually. Your level of dodgy...ness...? is slipping, Perry!
I wish I would get tea after a wank...
I'm Spartacus
Quote: Leevil @ June 3 2008, 1:02 PM BSTI wish I would get tea after a wank...
Surely there isnt enough tea in India.