My hate list is...
Kimi Raikkonen (personality-free Formula 1 dick)
Amy Winehouse & Pete Doherty (wish they'd hurry up and OD)
Edith Bowman (worst broadcaster in the world)
Gordon Brown (don't remember voting him in?)
Madonna (boney grannies shouldn't be allowed to wear leotards)
Duncan (he's not famous, I just wish I'd never met him. Don't ask)