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Varse? Except one may try and put flowers in it then.

Could have interesting consequences though.

Well either way I think your parents were just plain mean Perry!

No wonder you went into comedy.

:)

Wouldn't know what any of it is called. Women don't let me touch them unless I give some money to this big black guy who stands on a corner in a pinstripe Zebra suit. Then everything seems fine.

Quote: Jay N @ May 30 2008, 1:18 AM BST

Koppaberg all the way

Word for word that is what I was about to say.

Do not try Brothers, it is not fit to call itself perry.

Mind you real Perry is flat, cloudy, and tastes of pears.

It's also as crippling as white lightning.

Not too bad, but wouldn't want to drink it every week. A bit too sweet really.

In a bit of a creative mood. Do you think it would be possible to make banana cider. That would have an interesting taste

There's banana wine, you can make alcohol out of basically any vegetable material. Including shit.

The very patient can also make a canabis substitute from banana skins

I can strongly recommend Charles Wells Banana Bread Beer. In fact come to think of it I have a bottle of that in the fridge as well...

Albeit that's just flavouring, nice though, I like the chocolate one as well.

Chocolate and pears go well together.

I'd drink chocolate pear cider.

And come to think of it, I once got paralytic on some home brew in the Haapai islands in Tonga. I never did establish what had gone into it, but all they had was bananas and octopuses, and it didn't taste particularly of octopus.

A story that demands more explanation.

Can you make alcohol from meat?

Actually the paralysis may have been more due to the kava...

Quote: zooo @ May 31 2008, 12:02 AM BST

Chocolate and pears go well together.

I'd drink chocolate pear cider.

That sounds ... horrific, quite frankly. Sick

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