Today's sketch...
INT - TRAVELING ON A BUS
MM- Mystery Man
MAN- ...a man
(Before you say anything, this will be changed to MAN1 and MAN2)
(MM sits next to MAN on the bus)
MM:
Some men say make-up is for women but I like it, don’t you?
MAN:
Sorry, do I know you?
MM:
My name is James and I’m from the future. Do you like my eyes?
MAN:
What?
MM:
What is your name?
MAN:
Michael.
MM:
Excellent. Now listen to me Michael, what I am about to say is very important. I have been sent from the future to warn you that if you do not stop your greedy ways, you will meet your end.
MAN:
Pardon?Are you taking the p-
MM:
This is not to be taken lightly Michael. If you do not give up your possessions they will cost you your life.
MAN:
And what exactly am I supposed to do.
MM:
Give me everything you own.
MAN:
No!
MM
Alright, your wallet then.
MAN
Leave me alone.
MM:
I’m only trying to help you Michael.
MAN:
You just want my money!
MM:
Please Michael, if you don’t you will surely die
MAN:
I’m not going to die!
MM:
Don’t tempt the fates Michael.
MAN:
Don’t tempt the fates? Don’t tempt me you psycho, unless you want bounced up and down this bus.
(MAN gets up to leave, without realizing MM has strapped a comically large bomb to his back that is counting down.)
MM:
Wanker.