Mary WHitehouse

2 BBC Newsreaders.

BBC1
Tonight on the BBC we mark the anniversary of Mary Whitehouse's death. What di the right wing nut case think she was doing, trying to ban sex, and violence from TV?

BBC2
And after the news The Appprentice Prostitue, followed by Come Knifing, and finally 200 Pints and a packet of crack featuring Amy Winehouse.

BBC1
And later we'll be discussing the rise in teen pregnancies, drug use, and knife attacks.

BBC2
But first Mary Whitehouse, what was the deluded old bat on about.

2 BBC Newsreaders.

BBC1
Tonight on the BBC we mark the anniversary of Mary Whitehouse's death.

BBC2
And after the news The Appprentice Prostitue, followed by Come Knifing, and finally 200 Pints and a packet of crack featuring Amy Winehouse.

BBC1
And later we'll be discussing the rise in teen pregnancies, drug use, and knife attacks.

BBC2
But first Mary Whitehouse, and her eccentric views on televisual sex, and violence.

This might work better if the two BBC presenters played it in a normal way :-

ie coming next we have a documentary on clean-up campaigner Mary Whitehouse and discuss whether her life's work had been successful.

Then follow it with the programmes that obviously prove it hasn't?

Think I would be inclined to go with Alan's subtler approach.

Yeah. What Alan said.

Ditto.

Thank subtelty wins