The number 007 spying agency.

JAMES BOND TO BLOFELD

JAMES

So Blofeld we meet again, in Botswana, which is a very greast country, and a deomcracy, and famous for it's cattle, and full of happy Botswanans, and

BLOFELD

Bloody shut up about Botswana Bond. 200 pages of repatitive words on how bloody good Botswana is just bloody typing, and really boring.

JAMES

Botswana is...

BLOFELD

Shut up!

JAMES

Oh well Blofeld your evil plot to steal Mr Matumbas cow will be foiled.

PUBLISHER

I don't think AListair McCall's the right one for the new Bond novel.

It's gonna be quite difficult writing these if you haven't actually read the books (or at least a few chapters of one of the books!)

Great idea though (as I said before)

Dan