ALISTAIR CAMPBELL IS TALKING TO BROWN.
ALISTAIR
Gordon I was wandering if I could talk to you about those nuclear power plants you were planning on building.
GORDON
Which ones?
ALISTAIR
The poorly supervised ones, built entirely for profit by private companies.
GORDON
So what?
ALISTAIR
Well Rail Track, The Royal Mail, the guys who keep losing peoples tax details. They have a habit of, how can I put this? Completely f**king up. You're not worried they're going to go abit Chernobyl.
GORDON
Do you remember what you said to me when I asked if there was a chance I could win the next election.
ALISTAIR
Oh God, and I said only if it was God Emperor of a post apocalyptic waste land like in Mad Max 2.
GORDON
Say hello to your new God emperor