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Horrible tea. Page 4

Guys, keep on topic and move this discussion to the writers room!

Quote: zooo @ May 29 2008, 8:00 PM BST

Ah.
Strip chess!

I love you.

Quote: jacparov @ May 29 2008, 10:26 PM BST

I love you.

She's a bad girl - she took us all off topic and got us a telling off from the prefects :(

Dare I finish my sketch off about an enthusiastic but incompetent Frank-Spencer-like failed wannabe Islamic suicide bomber who's kicked off every training course, (just like Frank Spencer does), because, "He's bloody dangerous - he's an accident waiting to happen. I'm telling you boss, he'll have somebody's eye out before the day's through".

Go for it ;)

Sounds ace I'd like to see it.

A sketch that tasteless could pierce the PC barrier.

Why not check out my many fine Bin Laden skits?
(0sama's Xmas message is a particular fave)

Quote: Alan C @ May 29 2008, 10:50 PM BST

Go for it ;)

Nah, I've gotta check with Barbs first whether the word Islamic is acceptable.

Behave.

And spell Islamic right. :)

I was planning a skit on non-Islamic suicide bombers.

Jewish ones, Jehovis Witness's could be fun.

Did a skit on atheist suicide bombers obsessed with Richard Dawkins.

A naughty prefect in the house - she won't keep us on topic ;)

Quote: zooo @ May 29 2008, 10:56 PM BST

Behave.

And spell Islamic right. :)

Oh yeah - Well sptoted Zooo.

Quote: sootyj @ May 29 2008, 10:58 PM BST

Did a skit on atheist suicide bombers obsessed with Richard Dawkins.

Reminds me of line I heard, "There is no God and Richard Dawkins is his prophet."

Very nice.

Me I'm sticking with Church of the FLying Spaghetti Monster,

Obscure Medieval joke coming up

I'm a suicide mummer.

Quote: Timbo @ May 29 2008, 11:01 PM BST

Reminds me of line I heard, "There is no God and Richard Dawkins is his prophet."

And that reminds of the line that cracks me up most from the 'Life of Brian'.

John Cleese implores Brian:
'Oh Master, you are the true messiah - and I should know I've followed a few.'

Talking of Richard Dawkins - a few years back I had the misfortune to be stuck in a hospital ward for 5 days over Xmas. The 3 other people in my room were 77, 84 & 97 and I was reading his book, The God Delusion! I found out that 1 of them was a Church warden and another deeply religious and all 3 pretty near their maker. They kept asking me questions about the book and I had to stop reading it in order not to create a bad atmosphere. :D

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