Hilary

HILARY CLINTON IS BEING INTERVIEWED.

INT:
Hilary, time is running out.You need votes and you need them fast. What now for your campaign?

HILARY:
Roger.

INT:
Excuse me, who is Roger?

HILARY:
Roger D, good buddy, 10-4 for a copy.

INT:
You’re targeting the trucking community?

HILARY
Hell yeah, I’m targeting CBer’s all across Dixie.

INT:
Without wishing to appear condescending, surely you have focussed on the white working class throughout.

HILARY:
Dang, you got the shit end of the stick.

INT:
Could you please clarify your position?

HILARY:
Roger that, I’m organising a convoy.

INT:
But will a PR stunt like this make any difference?

HILARY:
PR stunt my ass. I’m going to ship voters around in trucks, that town clown Obama won’t know whats hit him.

INT:
That’s a serious offence, electoral fraud is illegal Hilary.

HILARY:
Illegal? A black man in The Whitehouse, now that’s illegal.

INT:
Its your call but I’ve a feeling this plan may backfire.

HILARY:
I know some people who can help me out.

INT:
And who might that be?

HILARY:
The KKK, dammit. I’m gonna eyeball with them later, for logistical support of course.

Hi Nigel

It's a bit 'talking heads'-y for the length of it. It felt like something needed to happen to justify the length. I do like the idea though, and this line:

"A black man in The Whitehouse, now that’s illegal."

made me laugh out loud, and then cover my mouth with my white, middle-class guilt.

Dan