Medium

A FORTUNE TELLER IS TALKING TO A MAN.

FORTUNE TELLER

You're going on a long journey, and I can see a beutiful woman, she looks like Cameron Diaz.

MAN

Phwoor lucky me eh.

FORTUNE TELLER

The spirits are telling me I can get you her number, for another fiver.

MAN

And I have a predicition for you mam, you're nicked under then new rules on Mediums.

FORTUNE TELLER

You're just picking on me because I'm a gypsy.

MAN

No I'm not, any one giving false hope of being able to contact or raise the dead
gets nicked. Any one.

GORDON BROWN IS BUNDLED ON STAGE BY A POLICE OFFICER.

GORDON

But officer, I can get people to vote Labour again, I've got a 4 billion pund tax bribe, and I'll scrap ID cards, I'll smile.

POLICE

You're just making it worse for yourself.

I don't get how "giving false hope of being able to contact or raise the dead" ties in with Gordon Brown listing unlikely things.

The whole new guidelines for mediums is probably a good thing to throw at Newsreuve/Treason, which I guess this is aimed at, but at the minute it seems to rely on people wanting to laugh at Gordon Brown for being a loser.

Fair comment I was fixed on Labour's electoral hopes being dead, and Gordon trying to contact them.

Bit weak.

Thanks will have a fiddle.

A FORTUNE TELLER IS TALKING TO A MAN.

FORTUNE TELLER

You're going on a long journey, and I can see a beutiful woman, she looks like Cameron Diaz.

MAN

Phwoor lucky me eh.

FORTUNE TELLER

The spirits are telling me I can get you her number, for another fiver.

MAN

And I have a predicition for you mam, you're nicked under then new rules on Mediums.

FORTUNE TELLER

You're just picking on me because I'm a gypsy.

MAN

No I'm not, any one giving false hope of being able to contact or raise the dead
gets nicked. Any one.

GORDON BROWN IS BUNDLED ON STAGE BY A POLICE OFFICER.

GORDON

But officer, Labour isn't dead, we've got a 4 billion pound tax bribe, and we'll scrap ID cards, I'll smile.

POLICE

Labour winning the next election? That's raising the dead you fraud.

GORDON

I'm going to get election advice from Hilary Clinton.

POLICE

She's more electorally dead than you are, you're just making it worse for yourself.