McCaine

JOHN McCAIN IS ADDRESSING THE AUDIENCE AN ADVISER WHISPERS PERIODICALLY IN HIS EAR (OR MAYBE POKES HIM WHAT EVERS FUNNIER)

JOHN

Good evening America my name is John McCaine and I invented microchips

WHISPERS IN HIS EAR

Oh erm I mean I'm the new president of the US apparently. As I was saying to George the other day, which George was it, oh Washington.

I said lets kill the Indians, and round up a bunch of Black guys to do all the work.

WHISPERS IN HIS EAR.

I'm going to be president right, seems kinda wacky. I mean I can't remember what dinner I had, let alone whose Almajilabad. Heck I'd invade Los Angeles, and send aide to Al Quaeda. Why'd you crazy guys vote for me?

WHISPERS IN HIS EAR

I may be senile but I'm not as dopey as Bush, I'm not as scary as Hilary, so what's wrong with that nice Barack guy?

WHISPERS IN HIS EAR

Oh he's black, Washington would have been proud of you America.

Love the opening line "my name is John McCaine (sic) and I invented ovenchips".

The rest is funny, but could maybe to with some sharpening in places. How about for instance,

"As I was saying to young George W the other day, Washington, I said, lets kill the Indians, and round up a bunch of Black guys to do all the work."

Thanks it's a bit of a podgy smoking, pub team of a skit, with I hope a couple of 1st division lines in defence.

The McCains line, and the Almajilabad one.