British Comedy Guide

Personal carbon

A DODGY PERSON IS SELLING STUFF A DAILY MAIL TYPE WALKS UP TOO HIM

DODGY

Allo guvnor want some gear?

DAILY

I have no need for drugs, but I do want something dirty.

DODGY

Aah fancy a shag with a Balinese Lady?

DAILY

Dirtier

DODGY

Balinese lady boy?

DAILY

Dirtier

DODGY

Balinese Alsation lady boy?

DAILY

No I want something really dirty, I want to feel polluted.

DODGY

Polluted, why didn't you say geezer, you want my personal carbon credits?

DAILY

Yes please, and a box of after dinner cigars.

DODGY

After dinner cigars, what do you think this is Belgium?

Too fixed on an obscure story I fear.

Not that obscure. Good turnaround. Nice payoff.

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