A DODGY PERSON IS SELLING STUFF A DAILY MAIL TYPE WALKS UP TOO HIM
DODGY
Allo guvnor want some gear?
DAILY
I have no need for drugs, but I do want something dirty.
DODGY
Aah fancy a shag with a Balinese Lady?
DAILY
Dirtier
DODGY
Balinese lady boy?
DAILY
Dirtier
DODGY
Balinese Alsation lady boy?
DAILY
No I want something really dirty, I want to feel polluted.
DODGY
Polluted, why didn't you say geezer, you want my personal carbon credits?
DAILY
Yes please, and a box of after dinner cigars.
DODGY
After dinner cigars, what do you think this is Belgium?
Too fixed on an obscure story I fear.