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Quiz you CAN'T Google! Page 19

Quote: Griff @ August 25 2008, 10:57 AM BST

Is this PhQNix somehow?

Ph = Hp = Harry Potter.

Q = people waiting.

Nix = no idea.

Bold. But very good. Now where has Graham disappeared to?

Aah. Right there, apparently.

Quote: Griff @ August 25 2008, 10:57 AM BST

Is this PhQNix somehow?

Ph = Hp = Harry Potter.

Q = people waiting.

Nix = no idea.

Right answer, but wrong reason.

It's Brian Potter. And there's a queue in the Phoenix.

Griff is our winner with 5.

But there's one answer left.

Quote: Griff @ August 25 2008, 11:00 AM BST

That would be More race. Morrace.

I never would have guessed that!

You've won deservedly, Griff. *bows*

Quote: Griff @ August 25 2008, 11:01 AM BST

That would be More race. Morrace.

I like the idea of this quiz in that you have to wait a few months for the old members to quit and new usernames to join before you can run it again.

The answers in full:

Quote: Graham Bandage @ August 25 2008, 9:32 AM BST

1 Ruminant chav. Finck

2 Mr Potter? Loads of women are waiting to use the club toilet. PhQnix

3 Oooooo, Missus. How dare you? Frankie Rage

4 What's that you say? Whisper it in my ear. There's been a big swing to the Lib Dems? sootyj

5 MUSICIAN 1:"It's quite punchy and rhythmically astonishing, but it's a bit repetitive."/MUSICIAN 2: "I know, but all my strings have broken, bar the third." Griff

6 BECKS: "Does my bum look big in this, Posh?"/POSH: "Yes, it does." David Bussell

7 What, I've got to run the 200m as well? Morrace

8 Crumbs, this guitar's heavy. Simon Stratton

9 You're the worst caddy in the world. Nil Putters

10 It was even warmer before flaming June. RubyMae

Griff: 6
dannyjb1: 1
Finck: 3 (and English isn't even her first language)
Everybody else: 0

I name GRIFF the WINNER!

*applauds*

Quote: Graham Bandage @ August 25 2008, 10:09 AM BST

Who says you're not in there?

Told ya :D

Well I got 1 point, I'm happy with that.

:D

Is there any jelly left at least?

Griff receives a Bandage avatar worth literally pence in the style of his choice. It can be a standard Bandage-based avatar, or a picture of himself Bandaged-up. The sky is very much the limit.

Thank you to all participants. You've made a tedious bank holiday morning in work several degrees more interesting.

Quote: Griff @ August 25 2008, 11:03 AM BST

Thank you Finck. You can be my team partner in the next one.

Thank you, I'm quite flattered. But I think I should compete in the paralympic version of this game.

Quote: Graham Bandage @ August 25 2008, 11:08 AM BST

Griff receives a Bandage avatar worth literally pence in the style of his choice. It can be a standard Bandage-based avatar, or a picture of himself Bandaged-up. The sky is very much the limit.

When will this new avatar "go live"?

For 24 hours only.

Nice tiara, Graham.

Another round of applause for Graham, please!

*applauds*

IS that Wonder woman or Wonderbra Woman?

I remember dignity. It was a song by Deacon Blue.

Wow. Great quiz! I totally missed it of course, but that's okay cos I never would have got ANY of those. My brain doesn't work that way. :(

Looove the new avatar!!

oo Can I have a 10th of a suggestion for a future avatar, an eye patch maybe or a facial scar.

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