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Quiz you CAN'T Google! Page 17

Apparently not.

Here they are anyway. Ten inveterate BSG/BSG posters, cryptically rendered. Answers revealed at 12noon, unless there is insufficient interest. Winner will receive an original Bandage avatar of their own choosing.

1 Ruminant chav.

2 Mr Potter? Loads of women are waiting to use the club toilet.

3 Oooooo, Missus. How dare you?

4 What's that you say? Whisper it in my ear. There's been a big swing to the Lib Dems?

5 MUSICIAN 1:"It's quite punchy and rhythmically astonishing, but it's a bit repetitive."/MUSICIAN 2: "I know, but all my strings have broken, bar the third."

6 BECKS: "Does my bum look big in this, Posh?"/POSH: "Yes, it does."

7 What, I've got to run the 200m as well?

8 Crumbs, this guitar's heavy.

9 You're the worst caddy in the world.

10 It was even warmer before flaming June.

And the Griff breaks the seal with a mixed bag of success, outing himself as the answer to 5, but failing miserably with his attempt at 6.

Quote: Griff @ August 25 2008, 9:59 AM BST

Would that have been during a Ruby May?

Yes it would. Somebody's on fire today, and it's Griff.

Quote: Griff @ August 25 2008, 10:03 AM BST

Ever since reading Pretty Girl In Crimson Rose I love cryptic crosswords.

Must visit Mr Amazon.

The answers so far:

Quote: Graham Bandage @ August 25 2008, 9:32 AM BST

1 Ruminant chav.

2 Mr Potter? Loads of women are waiting to use the club toilet.

3 Oooooo, Missus. How dare you?

4 What's that you say? Whisper it in my ear. There's been a big swing to the Lib Dems?

5 MUSICIAN 1:"It's quite punchy and rhythmically astonishing, but it's a bit repetitive."/MUSICIAN 2: "I know, but all my strings have broken, bar the third." Griff

6 BECKS: "Does my bum look big in this, Posh?"/POSH: "Yes, it does."

7 What, I've got to run the 200m as well?

8 Crumbs, this guitar's heavy.

9 You're the worst caddy in the world.

10 It was even warmer before flaming June.RubyMae

Griff: 2
Everybody else: 0

Quote: Graham Bandage @ August 25 2008, 9:32 AM BST

Apparently not.

Here they are anyway. Ten inveterate BSG/BSG posters, cryptically rendered. Answers revealed at 12noon, unless there is insufficient interest. Winner will receive an original Bandage avatar of their own choosing.

1 Ruminant chav.

2 Mr Potter? Loads of women are waiting to use the club toilet.

3 Oooooo, Missus. How dare you?

4 What's that you say? Whisper it in my ear. There's been a big swing to the Lib Dems?

5 MUSICIAN 1:"It's quite punchy and rhythmically astonishing, but it's a bit repetitive."/MUSICIAN 2: "I know, but all my strings have broken, bar the third."

6 BECKS: "Does my bum look big in this, Posh?"/POSH: "Yes, it does."

7 What, I've got to run the 200m as well?

8 Crumbs, this guitar's heavy.

9 You're the worst caddy in the world.

10 It was even warmer before flaming June.

I literaly don't have the first clue about ANY of these and I have tried, bet I'm not in there though damn me for having a number in my sig (and that's obviously the ONLY reason I'm not there :D )

Who says you're not in there?

Quote: Graham Bandage @ August 25 2008, 10:09 AM BST

Who says you're not in there?

ooo.... must work harder....

If you want to say it, say it.

That's right. Sooty Jay.

oo Missus. I see a Frankie Rage...

The answers so far:

Quote: Graham Bandage @ August 25 2008, 9:32 AM BST

1 Ruminant chav.

2 Mr Potter? Loads of women are waiting to use the club toilet.

3 Oooooo, Missus. How dare you? Frankie Rage

4 What's that you say? Whisper it in my ear. There's been a big swing to the Lib Dems?sootyj

5 MUSICIAN 1:"It's quite punchy and rhythmically astonishing, but it's a bit repetitive."/MUSICIAN 2: "I know, but all my strings have broken, bar the third." Griff

6 BECKS: "Does my bum look big in this, Posh?"/POSH: "Yes, it does."

7 What, I've got to run the 200m as well?

8 Crumbs, this guitar's heavy.

9 You're the worst caddy in the world.

10 It was even warmer before flaming June.RubyMae

Griff: 3
dannyjb1: 1
Everybody else: 0

Quote: Griff @ August 25 2008, 10:13 AM BST

Go on, I'm baffled. What's the link between "Jay" and the Lib Dems?

The Lib Dems are a bit of a red herring. Think election night TV.

A contemplative chav would fink rather than think, would he?
Could that be me?

Quote: Griff @ August 25 2008, 10:15 AM BST

Are you thinking of Peter Snow and his swingometer?

Constantly.

That said, I'm fairly confident I've mixed him and Peter Jay up in my stupid head.

Quote: Finck @ August 25 2008, 10:18 AM BST

A contemplative chav would fink rather than think, would he?
Could that be me?

And Finck's made a late entry.

Is Aaron No 7?

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