Hey there. As the name suggests, I'm Chris. I'm 17 and hail from Newton-Le-Willows, slap in the middle of Liverpool and Manchester. I have been interested in comedy for years now, and when I took media as an A level I discovered how much I love writing it.
So, here I am now, in the e-flesh.
Hey Chris, welcome.
You seem to be a talented writer, I look forward to reading more of your stuff.
Hi there!
*pokes you in the e-flesh*
Where's that?
Hey Chris! We're being inundated with teenagers lately...*shakes head* All these young'uns-I dunno! 
Oh Scats, you old fogie.
I might seem really rude if Chris doesn't realise I'm younger than he is!
Good evening.
Favourite pizza topping?
A nice pepperoni does me fine and dandy.
Acceptable. You may pass.
Garlic is in pepperoni in large quantities though,surely! 
Depends on the exact type of pepperoni, I believe.
I'm not sure. I can't eat the stuff.
I love pepperoni! You're missing out on not being able to eat it.
Not sure what Im going for there. Hello.
I'm not sure. I can't eat the stuff.
Why not? Have you been banned or something?
Oh yeah and hello Chris. I've been to Newton-le-willows, once.