HEAD MASTER IS TALKING TO A MUM AND A TEACHER.
HEADMASTER
Violent knife crime, and gang violence have gotten out of control in
St Robert Mugabe's inner city academy for reading good.
TEACHER
We teacher's agree, our lives are in danger.
PARENT
And as a mum, I'm scared of my own kid stabbing me.
HEADMASTER
That's why the gouvernment has given us two new secret weapons to combat knife crime.
TEACHER
Fantastic.
PARENT
What are they ?
HEADMASTER
Teachers, and parents.
PARENT
So not only do I have to take SATs every fortnight, and teach classes of 40 kids speake 43 languages, I've got to become some sort of undercover vigilante.
PARENT
And I'm supposed to tackle my 7 foot tall ADHD son, and his gang of heavily armed career criminals. I mean isn't this a job for the police?
HEADMASTER
They've got more important crime to fight.
POLICE MAN WALKS ON.
POLICE MAN
We've been through all of your books looking for racist setniments. Would you mind telling me why there's division in your maths books, and the words Niger geography text books.
HEADMASTER
But that's the river Niger, and divisions just part of maths.
POLICE MAN
I see sir, better come with me, it's people like you who make the streets dangerous to walk down.