GORDON COMES ON STAGE LOOKING GLUM. THERE'S JAQUI SMITH, AND ALISTAIR DARLING WAITING FOR HIM.
JAQUI
Why so glum Gordon?
GORDON
I'm so unpopular, I won contest for the leas popular person to share a cellar with.
JAQUI
The other two might have been really popular.
GORDON
They were Herr Fritel, and Adolf Hitler.
JAQUI
Oh well me and AListair were just playing a guessing game, would you like to play Gordon, might cheer you up?
GORDON
Oh alright then.
ALISTAIR SNEAKS UP BEHIND HIM WITH A TAPE RECORDER
JAQUI
What kind of coffee has whiskey in it?
GORDON
Ooh thats easy Irish.
JAQUI
And what do you see speed limits on?
GORDON
Signs.
JAQUI
Put 'em together.
GORDON
I resign.
JAQUI
Did you get that Alistair? It was a pleasure working with you Gordon.
ALISTAIR
Absolutely Gordon, now could you have your stuff out by the end of the week?
GORDON
I've been stiched up like a poorly thought out budget.
