A POLICE MAN IS TALKING TO A SOCIAL WORKER.
POLICE
Right I'd like to talk to you about some of the activities you are offering to young people with Autism in the Bristol area?
SOCIAL
Why is that officer, we work with a wide range of different community groups?
POLICE
Just to the activities please.
SOCIAL
Well we've got expressive finger painting, with "sad fingers happy thumbs," community gardening with the "happy rose club," and suicide bombing with Al Quaeda, and surviving abuse, with "not up...."
POLICE
That's quite enough, it's the Al Quaeda I'd like to know about.
SOCIAL
Most religious groups are so intolerant, no Barmitzvah if you're Jewish, some CHurch's won't give communion. But with Al Quaeda, providing you can walk into a packed restaurant and work a detonator, you're as welcome in paradise as any one.
POLICE
Thanks you mam, there's a great residential project I think you should visit.
It's in Holloway, and the visit might last a few years.
Inspired by very real anger on my behalf.