Pull out

GORDON BROWN IS GIVING A STATEMENT

It is a hopeless battle, and an unlitmately futile one. We are up against an unyealding, and cunning enemy. What can one little country do, when 2 score nations, line up against it in implacable emnity.

JOURNALIST

So are we pulling out of Iraq at last?

GORDON

Jings and crivens no. George hasn't given us permission yet, I was just saying why Terry Wogan won't be presenting next years Eurovision.

TERRY WOGANS WALKS ON

To be sure, those ex commie bastards all vote for each other. It's the campest bit of nationalism this side of a gay Hitler.

I wanted to say 'null points' but I couldn't as I quite liked it, to be sure.

Why thank you sir, and what a rotten farago the whole mess is.

I liked but does anyone watch the glorified panto these days?

Gays, nazis, and people living in the past.

The Tory Party basically.

No that's the Vatican.

In the word of Carter USM it's all the same conspiracy.