British Comedy Guide

IT GIRL

INT: PANARAMIC VIEWING APARTMENT.

IT GIRL AMELIA VAL-DESAIR DORDOGNE IS WAITING IN RECEPTION.

HOLLIE: (TALKING INTO HER INTERCOM)
GINARIO.

GINARIO THE RECEPTIONIST.(POINTING TO THE DOOR)
Miss Aspen-Colorado Tuscany's ready for you now.

AMELIA:
Thank You.

AMELIA WALKS THROUGH THE DOOR.

AMELIA: (POINTING OUT THE WINDOW)
What an amazing view...What's that building.

HOLLIE:
Take a seat please.

AMELIA:
The property in this district must cost an absolute fortune.

HOLLIE:
Of course...It's the highly desirable...Upper West...South East...North side's
Old Meat Packing district...No place for shabby.

AMELIA:
Not the Upper East side...You can see Carlotto's queue from here...Salvatore
must be cooking his Spicy thai crab cakes.

HOLLIE:
Really...shall we make a start Amelia...have you brought the references I
requested...if you'd pass them for my perusal.

AMELIA:
I e-mailed you them...I quite fancy some Thai crab cakes.

HOLLIE: (TRYING TO REMEMBER THE E-MAIL)
RIGHT...So six years at Goldstone's...final year as head girl...eight months
work experiance at Catchy & Catchie's ad agency and a gold memeber of Vanity
Flar's V.I.P lounge...These are very impressive references Amelia.

AMELIA:
Head Girl for two years...have you tasted Salvatore's Thai crab cakes...they
just melt in your mouth and his dipping sauce is...

HOLLIE:
No...why do you want to work for us here at Cosgrove's.

AMELIA:
I've always had a love affair with fashion and where better a place to start
than with the world famous innovators...Cosgrove's.

HOLLIE:
Which of your personal qualities do you think would benefit us the most...here
at legendary, iconic fashion leaders...Cosgrove's.

AMELIA:
Imagination...Adventurous...Businesslike and I was the most papped women
in "Celeb Creator Weekly" last week.

HOLLIE:
What are your future ambitions...because here at Cosgrove's we are always
revolutionising the ever changing fashion boundaries.

AMELIA:
To start a new fashion label and crack South America...Then gradually move
north until I crack all of Canada.

HOLLIE:
Interesting ambition Amelia...here at Cosgrove's we expect total commitment
and loyality...can you offer us that.

AMELIA: (DAY DREAMING)
Thai crab cakes.

HOLLIE:
Amelia can you offer Cosgrove's commitment and loyality.

AMELIA:
Totally.

HOLLIE:
When will the latest..six inch heel...Jimmy Choo Choo patent leather sling
backs be hitting the high street.

AMELIA:
Excuse me.

HOLLIE:
Is Paris really Roberto Durrant's last ever Run-Way show for Guckie...
before he joins another major Italian fashion house.

AMELIA:
So close...you haven't read my Gossip's lifestyle interview have you.

HOLLIE:
I have...Honestly Amelia.

AMELIA:
I beg you a pardon.

HOLLIE:
Amelia Val-Desair Dordogne.

AMELIA:
I'm afraid you wont be Billberry's dog walker this month.

HOLLIE:
But...Amelia Val-Desair Dordogne you promised me a promotion this year.

END.

I'm not entirely sure what's going on there. Do Amelia and Hollie swap over in the middle? It starts off as if Amelia is being interviewed but seems to end with Hollie being interviewed.

Erm it seems a very long journey for whats not a knock out punch.

Erm... it's meant to be a sketch about a chelsea tractor driver and her
walked all over so called mate. Her mate is her gofer and dreams of
Amelia's life. So Amelia is pretending to have an interview in her
house. But Hollie hasnt read up properly on Amelia interview in Gosipp's
magazine and Amelia cuts the interview short and doesnt promote her
lacky to dog walker. (maybe not helping)
but hey it's only a sketch and thanks for your opinions.

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