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I want... Page 11

Quote: Charley @ May 23 2008, 8:56 PM BST

I tell you what I want, if you are prepared to listen.

You know that animal attraction you get, when you first meet someone. That little buzz that makes you rip their clothes off & kiss them so hard you almost eat them to death. Until they are dead. Killed.

I want that feeling to last forever.

Oh god, me too.
Which is why my relationships never last longer than 6 months. :$

It buggers off Zooo.

I tell you for why. MEN!
They stop trying once they think they have you, then moan that they arent getting any. Yet we want it, but we want passion.

Quote: Charley @ May 23 2008, 8:56 PM BST

I tell you what I want, if you are prepared to listen.

You know that animal attraction you get, when you first meet someone. That little buzz that makes you rip their clothes off & kiss them so hard you almost eat them

Charley is a black widow.

:D

I wish. I like a bit of almostdeadophillia.

Quote: Charley @ May 23 2008, 8:58 PM BST

It buggers off Zooo.

I tell you for why. MEN!
They stop trying once they think they have you, then moan that they arent getting any. Yet we want it, but we want passion.

And this never happens in reverse? Blinkers off time

No it does not.
You men do not bother to chase. Its bend over, stand up, turn around, spread em, your turn on top, iYap yap yap. No passion.

Quote: Charley @ May 23 2008, 9:01 PM BST

No it does not.
You men do not bother to chase. Its bend over, stand up, turn around, spread em, your turn on top, iYap yap yap. No passion.

So you have met the wrong men doesn't make us all cave men - tough call, don't condemn all of us for your bad experiences :)

Quote: Charley @ May 23 2008, 8:56 PM BST

I tell you what I want, if you are prepared to listen.

You know that animal attraction you get, when you first meet someone. That little buzz that makes you rip their clothes off & kiss them so hard you almost eat them to death. Until they are dead. Killed.

I want that feeling to last forever.

Sadly it changes to, "Ewwww! Have you brushed your teeth"
Ewwwwwwwww did you use oil of ulay on your fanny"
"Ewwwwww how about you pull the skin back when you wash yer cock"
Ewwwwwwwwwwww I am tired, my head hurts, my arm fell off, my leg is spasmo, my kidney hurts, my face has stroke symptoms, my bladder is full of wewe, my arse is falling off, my toe tingles! Yap yap yap!!!

Either they have good reason, or you've been with the wrong men!

Quote: zooo @ May 23 2008, 8:56 PM BST

Oh god, me too.
Which is why my relationships never last longer than 6 months. :$

Do you mean that they end because that feeling goes, and you get disheartened?

Quote: Charley @ May 23 2008, 8:58 PM BST

It buggers off Zooo.

I tell you for why. MEN!
They stop trying once they think they have you, then moan that they arent getting any. Yet we want it, but we want passion.

And again...

Quote: Aaron @ May 23 2008, 9:33 PM BST

Do you mean that they end because that feeling goes, and you get disheartened?

Yes.

Quote: Alan C @ May 23 2008, 9:03 PM BST

So you have met the wrong men doesn't make us all cave men - tough call, don't condemn all of us for your bad experiences :)

Aha, exactamondo! She should ask herself if there's a reason her men have been like that.

It was a shame she left so quickly - made me feel bad but then I never said anything that wasn't true

Quote: zooo @ May 23 2008, 9:34 PM BST

Yes.

Awwww! Poor zooo! :(

Is there a London Old Romantics' Society? Should join that when you're back in town.

Quote: Alan C @ May 23 2008, 9:36 PM BST

It was a shame she left so quickly - made me feel bad but then I never said anything that wasn't true

Yep, this is the only place she comes at all.

Quote: Charley @ May 23 2008, 8:58 PM BST

It buggers off Zooo.

I tell you for why. MEN!
They stop trying once they think they have you, then moan that they arent getting any. Yet we want it, but we want passion.

Bollocks. You're mixing passion with novelty. The newness of a relationship will always drop off and it works both ways. Suddenly the sexy lingerie gets binned and the granny knickers start making an appearance.
Plus you have to make a booking 8 weeks in advance for sex. That's worse than the NHS. And you stop swallowing. Despicable.
Angry

Quote: roscoff @ May 23 2008, 11:10 PM BST

Bollocks. You're mixing passion with novelty. The newness of a relationship will always drop off and it works both ways. Suddenly the sexy lingerie gets binned and the granny knickers start making an appearance.
Plus you have to make a booking 8 weeks in advance for sex. That's worse than the NHS. And you stop swallowing. Despicable.
Angry

Bitter much?

Much bitter now thanks. :)

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