GORDON IS ON STAGE TLAKING TO ALISTAIR DARLING, GORDON HAS A HAND BAG
ALISTAIR
Gordon this is terrible, every one hates us. We're over taxing the poor, we've privatised everything in sight, this could be the end of the Labour Party.
GORDON
Excellent
ALSITAIR
I beg your pardon?
GORDON
Oh haven't you guessed yet, taxing the poor, privatisation, and a dash of pure evil.
GORDON PUTS ON A BLOND WIG
ALISTAIR
Oh my it's you, it all makes sense now.
GORDON (AS THATCHER)
Muha ha ha, I'm back, and now my revenge on Labour is complete, Cameron you're next. Yes burn the hospitals, eat the poor, bomb Europe, it's 1984 all over again.
And this time Punk ROck isn't around to save you.