Bipod of evil

GEORGE BUSH IS TALKING TO AN AIDE.

GEORGE
This is serious, Israel's making peace with Syria.

AIDE
So what sir that sounds great.

GEORGE
No it doesn't were going to lose a 3rd of our axis of evil. We'll have a bipod of evil, that jsut sounds stupid. You can't stand up to a bipod of evil, we need a new evil country.

AIDE
Sudan sir, they're pretty Islamist and stuff.

GEORGE
Yeh and they've got 2 camels, and a particularly angry goat for an army.

AIDE
Venezeula sir, that Hugo Chavez is pretty red sir.

GEORGE
Yeh and about to get voted out. How about Ireland?

AIDE
Ireland?

GEORGE
I was horribly confused when that girl got her ding dong out in the Crying Game.

AIDE
Pretty weak sir.

GEORGE
Which country opposes freedom to gays, women, or medical research.

AIDE
I know the Pope kissed you but that's no reason to bomb the Vatican.

GEORGE
Damn dress wearing, homosexual.

nice idea. I love the bipod of evil line.

Can I just plonk this here in a similar vein? I thought about it when Blair started going on about an arc of extremism to go with the axis of evil but I couldn't work out how to turn it into a sketch. So I just did a graph.

True. It is a leetle obvious. You could change it a bit.

GEORGE: So we need a country which supports terrorist groups round the world, flouts the UN and international law, uses torture to get its own way and.....

They look at each other. George shuffles off whistling innocently.

Although that is still the same basic joke.

GRIFF - I can't view that site from work but I'll try to remember to look at it later.

Yeh will do, just need to think of a target.. The Vatican?

old MB seems to hate them.

Edited what the hey, seems to work.