British Comedy Guide

Negotiations

AN ISRAELI NEGOTIATOR IS TLAKING TO A SYRIAN NEGOTIATOR.

SYRIAN

You Israelis's see all Palestinians, and Syrians as scum, and want to fill the Middle East with WMDs.

ISRAELI

So do you Syrians.

SYRIAN

Well at least thats somehting we agree on, now about invading Lebanon?

ISRAEL

You get Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, and we get Thursday, Friday, and Saturdays.

SYRIAN

What about Sundays?

ISRAELI

Well if we let you murder the Lebanese President, can we have it.

SYRIAN

Done, and no more bombing our secret nuclear plants.

ISRAELI

Oh alright, isn't peace grand.

Hooray for unsubtle satire!

Arf! Reminds me of a song someone (possibly Tim Minchin?) did about solving the Middle East crisis:

"You don't eat pork, we don't eat pork, let's get together and both not eat pork."

Yeh heard it good song.

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