AN ISRAELI NEGOTIATOR IS TLAKING TO A SYRIAN NEGOTIATOR.
SYRIAN
You Israelis's see all Palestinians, and Syrians as scum, and want to fill the Middle East with WMDs.
ISRAELI
So do you Syrians.
SYRIAN
Well at least thats somehting we agree on, now about invading Lebanon?
ISRAEL
You get Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, and we get Thursday, Friday, and Saturdays.
SYRIAN
What about Sundays?
ISRAELI
Well if we let you murder the Lebanese President, can we have it.
SYRIAN
Done, and no more bombing our secret nuclear plants.
ISRAELI
Oh alright, isn't peace grand.
Hooray for unsubtle satire!